when you teach the snails to dance

wow long time no see

2006-10-09T06:00:59Z

It's been a long time since I've updated. I think that it's finally time to move on. I'll still keep this up for me to go back and read occasionally, but it's been fun folks.

They've finally learned the dance. I'm no longer needed. ^_^

sudden annoyances build....

2006-05-01T05:41:38Z

Why do people not vote in elections?

Do you think your vote doesn't count?

Here, let me give you a more simple example. Imagine you want to buy a cd for $14 bucks. And that cd is from the best band that ever lived. You see, this band gives healthcare to those not approved under normal government laws. It also allows people to finally marry people that they've been living with for 15 years! It also votes for someone that will talk to a larger group of men that make these sheets of paper into things called laws and these laws can make life for you better than it is right now. YES, RIGHT NOW!
Amazing FREAKING CD isn't it?!

But instead of buying this cd, you decided that maybe someone else would buy it and you could burn it off of them.

You see right there, at that moment, you are responsible for the fact cd sales failed and you lost the ability to gain those beyond worldly options that came with the cd, and you know what? That band drove off a bus, because they thought no one liked them enough to buy their cd. You know why? Because you depended on some other person to do it for you.

ARGH!!!!!! I'm frustrated.

Good idea.....

2006-04-14T01:35:04Z

Good Idea, Bad idea.

And somehow that's all I have to say today.

gah

2006-03-31T02:23:48Z

Haha, I had to verify employment for a stripper.
It's bad when they don't know if she ever gets paid or only gets paid in tips.

This jobs not so bad now. I think I got the hang of it.

Yay.

That and the cowboy mouth song is stuck on repeat in my head.

job learnin'

2006-03-29T05:09:21Z

Yay, this is the second day of work. So far I've learned so many things...

-Don't ever ask anyone on the phone whether or not they're smart enough to answer you back.
-If all else fails and you have no idea what your trainer person is trying to get you to do, then make things up and add fines if you're feeling silly.
-Never ask what your job title is, since no one and I mean NO ONE knows what their own job is and you'll just create an endless loop of confusion.
-That someone calling in for the person sitting next to you is called by their full name transfer them to Colorado, but if they ask for that person's first name, hand over the phone.

And if all else fails, find the only chair missing wheels, and sit in it with all your weight on it, and fall backwards.

That and remember P-dawg hates it when you laugh at her.

Sam and Max

2006-03-25T16:53:53Z

Yay, it's finally out in webcomic form!

^^

Employment, sign of the apocalypse.

2006-03-25T01:59:48Z

The world is definitely ending. I've seen a sign of the apocalypse, and it's horrific and wonderful at the same time.

That's right, Rosie is now employed.

I'm expecting a rain of frogs anytime now.

tests...

2006-03-24T03:25:05Z

You scored as Serenity (Firefly). You like to live your own way and donâ��t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

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Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

88%

Serenity (Firefly)

88%

Moya (Farscape)

69%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

69%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

63%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

56%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

56%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

44%

SG-1 (Stargate)

44%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

38%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

31%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
created with QuizFarm.com

inkblotreject @ 2006-01-23T22:49:00

2006-01-24T04:49:46Z

The song of cloud.

not again...

2005-12-28T14:51:51Z

I finally get the ps2 fixed for the 3rd time, and I happily go out to buy Suikoden IV. I really liked III so I thought I'd be easily hooked onto IV. In fact as I was playing I really enjoyed the characters and so forth, the traveling to other islands could have been a bit more interesting, but other than that, I'm willing to finish it.

Then about an hour or two into the game...

Yes, of course it would. The game starts freezing, and gamestop can't find another copy to replace the one I had. *sigh* It's like Skies of Arcadia all over again.

Seasons.

2005-12-19T22:56:13Z

Happy Buddhafest!
A made up holiday to explain why I give gifts this holiday season...

The true meaning of buddhafest is to get so drunk you're trasnported to a higher plane of existance. Let's all take some time to celebrate by drinking one bottle in the name of buddha.

Taste that? That's the taste of sacriligiousness. mmmm.

Do you really know me?

2005-12-07T20:44:20Z

hehehe, I thought it was fun, and distracting so I found a place to make a quiz. :P

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

Do you know me? O_O well...do you?

more quizes

2005-12-06T03:28:43Z

Not much going on. Life as usual, which is usually not usual. I guess I should update more. ^^;;
But hey, I lost a whole bunch of numbers due to a cell phone committing suicide. So if I had your number before, please share with me again. ^_^ thanks and have a nice day.

And, just because I can...

You are a Gypsy Warrior!
Color: Orange
Animal:Phoenix
Stone: Mandarin Garnet
Element: Fire
Rebellious has your name all over it! You are very
righteous and try to persuade others to follow
your lead. You have a zero tolerance for mean
people of idiots and like to be heard. You have
a temper and know how to fight. If fighting
for what you truly belive in, you will dominate
the battlefield. You don't need magic to help
you and would rather use a cutlass. You
probably have many friends at school and are
most likely into music. Your boyfriend should
match your personality but also should help you
realize that sometimes you should just relax
and go with the flow. Please
cough...rate...cough and eat lemons

Which Ultimate Warrior are you? (Breath-taking pics and lenghty results!)
brought to you by Quizilla

hurray drinking survey.

2005-11-28T16:33:52Z

1. Have you ever been drunk? Yes...

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? That's sort of fuzzy. The time I wanted to drink would have been about 12.

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? I doubt it, I don't remember.

4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? hehe, yeah. :P

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Yes.

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Dear godness yes.

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? uh...

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? I might have. ^^;; there's points in my life that I don't remember.

9. Ever forgot their name? Yes.

10. When was the last time you were drunk? Drunk, as in really drunk? I don't know, at Jamaika's handfasting, I believe.

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? Yes.

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? Nope, but it's like icing on an already sweet cake.

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? All kinds can, just depends on how much I inhale.

14. Favorite liquor? Currently Mead, but good vodka does light up my eyes.

15. Favorite beer? Haven't really found one yet.

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found you were still drunk? yuppers.

17. Have you ever gone swimming drunk? yeah. heh, that was interesting.

18. What kind of a drunk are you? Quiet or silly depends on how I am before.

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? Perhaps...

20. Favorite drinking partner? Usually any of my friends. :D

21. Favorite bar? Don't have one.

22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Yes, unfortunately.

23. Have you ever puked from drinking? Ugh, not yet.

24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? As in have I ingested them? I'm not sure what it's asking. ^^;

25. Can you still do physical activities while intoxicated? Haha, no, I tried with the cup game last time, and failed badly.

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? yuppers.

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? Haha, I'm not telling.

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? With others? or significant others? Cause, it's a toss up then.

29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Haha, I'd love one, but I don't think so.

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: I don't know. Watching drunken people is only really funny if it's in person.

32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: Any off key singing that I hear.

33. Have you ever woken up next to someone you didn't know? Unfortunately yes.

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yuppers

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? Having someone hurt, or passed out suddenly from drinking.

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? No...

37. Do you ever say to yourself, "dang I need a drink!"? I think that's what I say most mornings.

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? It's happened before.

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? Depends on how comfy I am on the date.

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Beer.

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? nope

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? definitely.

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops? perhaps...

44. What's your favorite drinking game? Shot challenge

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? Oh yes.

46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? I have so many...and I don't remember some of it.

47. Ever been drunk at a concert? Not yet.

48. Is this survey getting too long? A bit.

49. Are you ready for the last question? Why not?

50. Why do you drink? Because I like the taste of liver damage.

hurray, done!

diseased HOBOS!

2005-11-25T22:19:42Z

Hurray diseased hobos that sing!

I wasn't expecting much from a movie adaption of a broadway musical(see chicago) but I gotta love emotionally secluded men who think they're so bad ass.

But I do like the soundtrack, and I really want it. I'm going to need to find it. :D

heh...

2005-11-22T02:46:23Z

How to make a Rosie

Ingredients:

1 part mercy

3 parts silliness

1 part energy

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I wonder...

2005-11-21T05:12:04Z

So what do people do for Thanksgiving? Eat lots of birds, or tofu reditions of birds, and watch parades? My family doesn't really do much, other than attempt to make the American Turkey meal that we see on tv. It's usually fails horribly, since my folks have issues cooking something that doesn't require soy sauce. Insulting? yes. True? Incredibly.

So what is Thanksgiving? Well, other than for people to indulge in a little Turkey Genocide.

Moron must be my middle name.

2005-11-18T07:44:15Z

And, yes, now I've lost my keys.

I went to a live at a place called the Dark Room, had some fun, enjoyed music, and laughed more or less at the fact that only 3 people (including me) actually were fans to hear the music. Good thing I went with the other two or that would have been interesting.

Anywayz, I got to go, laughed it up with a an old friend from high school, and hung out with fun strangers afterwards.

Then after I was dropped off at home, I ended up finding that I no longer have my keys attached to my pockets. hurray. I've lost my keys.

I feel special, plus the fact there's a credit card attached to the keys makes me even happier about this. TT_TT.

It had to happen sooner or later....

2005-11-17T01:14:47Z

Yes, I've hit a new phone issue! I've left my glasses in the sink, refrigerator, and on walls. I've lost my keys to driveways, drive-thrus, and once at a carnival. I've even lost my id and credit cards to some unknown force of the cosmos. So this shouldn't surprise anyone.

I've finally lost my phone to a place where I can't get it back.

That's right.

It's been through the washing machine AND the dryer without notice. Twice, when I felt that my pants weren't washed enough, I had to put it through again.

Damn, I need a new phone now, but those that want to call me will have to use my land line, if you don't know it, call people that do. And please later on find a way to send me your phone numbers again, since there's no way I remember most of them. Thanks.

I'm such an idiot.

just letting you know.

2005-11-12T03:53:05Z

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,084,347

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Yeah, I'd have to agree that is around the price I'd sell out.

ranting of a mad asian child.

2005-11-09T18:13:38Z

I have several issues that have been building up inside of me today that I felt the need to spew it all out for you.

First of all, I've had this argument with several people, including family, old ex-friends, and new ex-friends. It's insulting. When you use the phrase "your kind", I'm begging you please step 3 miles away from me before I stab you. Repeatedly. Whatever thought you may have in your mind to use that to explain something obviously isn't getting enough air. Which I'm all too willing to create air holes for. I had a recent discussion with someone that used that phrase with such a inbred connotation to it, that I nearly commited homicide. I'm tired to living here. It's nice and country, and you can still breathe air that isn't smog, but what the hell is going on here?

What happened to this town? There's giant monuments dedicated to making me seem like a demon. I've had several people tell me that what I wear around me neck is a false idol. My old high school has people waiting on the streets handing out bibles for those in the wrong. I have FRIENDS tell me that no matter what I say, witches are related to demonism and Satanic evil. Which is always a shock to me when I meet my pagan, and wiccan friends, I don't remember them telling me to wait until the baby eatings are done with before they can go out and play.

I just don't get it. I really don't anymore. What happened to the American Ideal that All men are created equal? Was this a lie? I know they meant all white wealthy land ownders are created equal when they first wrote that, but eventually that phrase has been used to incorporate everyone now. Its so overused by so many people, but equality for one type isn't how it works.

Gah, I'm not making sense, and I'm being melodramtic. Just forget it. Nevermind.

inkblotreject @ 2005-11-08T00:15:00

2005-11-08T06:15:14Z

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 7 out of 10 correct!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

GAH!

2005-11-08T02:09:14Z

Do I have some sort of sign?!

No, seriously, do I have some sort of sign that says please try the freak the crap out of me for amusement?

I've been wondering this for quite some time now. Recently people have been trying to contact me with porn. Do I LOOK like someone who would know where you need to go? Well....I do, but that's not the point. I didn't want to know, this knowledge was given to me by folks that thought it was funny to scar slap my mind.

Never the less, when random people off the street come up to me and start chatting about this subject LOUDLY is where I think somewhere on some part of me is written, "Please, come and make me want to live like a hermit for the rest of my life because of you."

bah....

you find the funniest things....

2005-11-01T22:43:05Z

inkblotreject @ 2005-10-27T14:44:00

2005-10-27T19:45:08Z

For about a month, I've been wearing contacts, since my previous glasses were not rice proof and they shattered off my face one day. It's strange, I've been noticing my baggies under the eyes, and several people placed concern that I looked like death warmed over. Plus I don't like contacts, plastic bits in eyes are not something I find comfortable.

So I saved like a bitch.

and now, Ta Da~!!! New and improved rice proof glasses! Well, they're plastic, but Eyemasters had this sale and I got two, in case another pair shattered. It's alot different looking then the previous ones, but I'm always up for a change.

So huzzah I'm no longer blind.